7.17.2012

La Vita di Lusso

La destinazione successiva: Forte dei Marmi, Lucca - Toscana


6.29.2012

How to Eat Carbohydrates: A Scientific Approach



Figure it out for yourself, fatty!  Arriviste is a skinny betch.

xoxo

6.28.2012

Crave: The New Gym Bag




Going to the gym is no excuse for having poor taste in accessories. If you're going to perfect your body, look good on the way there.


If you can't afford it, perhaps you should think twice about showing your face at all.


xoxo.

Bag by CÉLINE

6.27.2012

Destination: Cabo de Gata, Andalucia

Much of Andalucia, in the south of Spain, will do no more than throw dust on your white Tod's loafers. Toss those olives out the window.  There is a small stretch on the Eastern side, however, that is worth charting private helicopter or driver to reach.  It is a small natural preserve near the town of Almeria, called Cabo de Gata.

The untouched Mediterranean sea in this region boasts an unusually high algae count & mineral content.  This means it is very, very good for your skin. (Pay attention.)  You won't be pestered by peasants or poor local fisherman, either.  Just you, the sun and the sea.

Pack yourselves a small salad.  You can't possibly eat another piece of jamon wearing that skimpy Hermès bathing suit.  You still need to fit through security at Barajas.